Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Monday, October 11, 2010
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Sunday, October 3, 2010
See? This is exactly why English is so hard to LEARN!
Why Foreigners Have Trouble With English
And you wonder why foreigners have trouble with the English language. (From Pat Brentani of the Boston BBS.)- The bandage was wound around the wound.
- The farm was used to produce produce.
- The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
- He could lead if he would get the lead out.
- The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
- Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
- A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
- When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
- A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
- The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
- There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
- They were too close to the door to close it.
- The buck does funny things when the does are present.
- To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
- The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
- After a number of injections my jaw got number.
- Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
- I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
- How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Bro Rape
I thought it would be appropriate to our fellow college student audience that we post this up. The new school year has started and Bros all across campus need to watch out. Here is the warning
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Monday, September 6, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Laughter Yoga!!!
Laughter yoga is a unique type of yoga that combines Unconditional Laughter with Yogic Breathing (Pranayama) and laughter simulation with stretching, chanting and role playing.. Anyone can Laugh for No Reason, without relying on humor, jokes or comedy. Laughter is simulated as a body exercise in a group; with eye contact and childlike playfulness, it soon turns into real and contagious laughter. The concept of Laughter Yoga is based on a scientific fact that the body cannot differentiate between fake and real laughter. One gets the same physiological and psychological benefits. It's being taught in the Philippines to senior citizens, professionals, and even prisoners.
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Sunday, August 22, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Surra de Bunda
some of you guys might have heard about this on the Ray William Johnson show, or on the Timothy De la Ghetto show. But seriously guys, this dance is sweeping the internet world. Look!
yet ANOTHER dance that women do most of the work! Literally! this guy is really just sitting there!
list of things that come to mind when watching this video
"thats the best way to break a man's nose"
" i wonder what he can see up there"
" its like looking down a hallway"
"Nigga just got AIDS in his mouth"
can you guys name any more?
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Friday, July 30, 2010
Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Go To Class Naked
11. No one ever steals your chair.
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to class drunk.
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
7. You can finally have more room for that doodle you started on your arm.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in your class from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in for lunch guys, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Anatomy 101.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
... And (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Class Naked:
1. Your professor is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to class drunk.
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
7. You can finally have more room for that doodle you started on your arm.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in your class from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in for lunch guys, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Anatomy 101.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
... And (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Class Naked:
1. Your professor is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
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