Vampires Suck

And that's so true. If you're like me who tried (trust me, I tried REALLY hard) to get into those dumb vampire nonsense television programs like True Blood, Twilight, ETC, but then realized you had something better to do with your life, don't fear! There are more like you in the world!!! Don't mean to offend anyone, and yes I have to apologize because most likely, the ones who like these stuff would get offended. But I have something to unite us all. This movie looks funny, dumb, and like it could just kill some time.
Enjoy,
T.