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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen: The BRO CODE

Many have chosen to follow this set of rules bestowed upon us all by one truly great man. My words alone could not do it justice, so let me introduce these laws by giving a small excerpt from the introduction:

”Whether we know it or not, each of us lives a life governed by an internalized code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. I call it “The Bro Code.”

I am a firm believer of this special set of rules, even with my lack of a penis, for many reasons. Partially because like many many others, I’ve been burned by those who choose to ignore them. But it’s fine now. I’m not bitter about it anymore. Life’s gunna throw you some curve balls then and again. But after about the third time it happens simultaneously, you really have to wonder… why do some people just like to screw you over?

Am I wrong? Am I just cursed because I have a vagina? Or do even men have to go through these predicaments of promiscuity among their peers? I’ll guess its a challenge for all seeing as this Code was originally meant for the XY chromosomes to see. I’ve talked about this topic a lot to others -friends from school, my sister, even my parents- and the consensus is undisputed: there are just some bitchass people out there. I’ll call myself a missionary for all extensive purposes by finding this PDF file, linking it to this new website I’m trying to help start, and giving it life through you all. I guess by posting this, I have the hopes of having the number of bitchasses decline. So download (its safe I PROMISE), share, and tell your friends about collegestudybreak.

Peace dudes,

T


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