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Monday, August 30, 2010

Top 10 Funny Quotes of Amor

1. Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

2. Anonymous

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

3. Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

4. Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty

5. Freud

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?

6. Samuel Johnson

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

8. Agatha Christie

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

9. Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love

10. Melanie Clark

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.