1. Melanie Griffith
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
2. Anonymous
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
3. Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
4. Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty
5. Freud
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?
6. Samuel Johnson
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
8. Agatha Christie
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
9. Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love
10. Melanie Clark
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.