Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Top Ten Worst Jokes Ever...
yea and i mean this in the most... GOD AWFUL way...
1. Yo mama just gets dumber... Yo mama so dumb, she wrote anti-anti-jokes to be extra funny and still made terrible jokes.
2. Political Jokes The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
5. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told!
6. You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle
You wanna hear a clean one? He took a bath!
7. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. you'd think at least one of them would have seen it
8. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!
9. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.
10. I'm gonna tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. Oops, my bad -- someone already told you. Sorry about the cancer.
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