Wanna hear a really funny joke?
Women's Rights.
10/03/2010
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
8/13/10
"Yo mama soo fat, when she jump for joy, she get stuck. Thank you."
- Russell Peters
8/06/10
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything."
-Demetri Martin
7/30/10
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other guy will do. The first guy yells again, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
The other guy says, "Go home dad, you're drunk."
7/23/10
