Nothing Beats a Good Old Cat Video When You're Bored

TOO MANY SMALL BOXES!!!

Beer Run

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Rock Paper Scissor

Future Hipster

Halloween On the Rise

And I would just want to point out some RIDICULOUS costumes I found while searching for my own. Here is a list of the top ten i have found, since women's costumes only come in size sexy. And yes. These are ALL REAL:

10. Snookie

Already far from a celebrity, her only attribute is to be annoying. When I saw this, I died laughing. It got the poof pretty much on point, though.

9. Red Hot Pirate Wench Adult Plus Size

This has no real purpose, but I have heard many of my girlfriends say that they want to be a pirate. I just hope its not this one. On the bright side, kudos to her plastic surgeon.

8. Wizard of Oz Cowardly Lioness

Looks like she got her courage

7. Iron Man 2 Iron Woman

Now I'm no expert, but last time i checked, Iron man had a penis...

6. Sexy Snow White

There goes my childhood.


5. Sexy Nurse

This list wouldn't be complete without a nurse to take our temperature. Who of course has a coating of lipgloss on as well. Sexy.

4. Dr. Annita Hardwon

Okay. I'll be childish and say this only made the list because of the name. Its pretty catchy though.

The list is coming to a close!!!

3. Red Lace

No theme. No clothes. Just a body stocking. This is what some consider a costume. Happy Haloween.

2. Zebra

At least this costume sort of has a theme. I'm impressed.

and.......
DRUMROLL PLEASE

The costume that caught my eye the most and was the reason for this list:

1. Sexy Nemo

You have single handedly ruined me you pixar rip off! Here's a bit of the description that had me in a mixture of bafflement and flat out crying in pitty:

Description:
It'll be no wonder why everyone is looking for you in this women's sexy Nemo costume! The unique costume includes a strapless, fitted dress that is made from a nylon and spandex blend. It is orange and white with black accents to resemble Nemo from the popular animated movie and has a small black tutu skirt. Matching leg warmers and elbow fins are also included for a complete look. Both slide easily into place and the elbow fins feature a black, velvet-like fin. You'll be ready to dive deep into the ocean when you add our black hot pants!

Can i also give a sidenote and say it is photoshop at its best with that kick ass calf muscle?



There you have it. Halloween for the females out there. Get yo ass this holiday season!

-T

That's Subtle...

Liar Liar

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and asked, "May I see your driver's license?"

The driver answered, "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI."

The officer asked, "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"

The driver answered,"It's not my car. I stole it."

The officer asked, "The car is stolen?"

The driver answered, "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there."

The officer asked, "There's a gun in the glove box?"

The driver answered, "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk."

The officer asked, "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?"

The driver answered, "Yes, sir."

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by! police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.

The Captain asked, "Sir, can I see your license?" The driver answered, "Sure. Here it is." It was valid.

The Captain asked, "Who's car is this?"

The driver answered, "It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card." The driver owned the car.

The Captain asked, "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?"

The driver answered, "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

The Captain asked, "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it."

The driver answered, "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body.

The Captain said, "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk."

The driver answered, "Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!"

Parrot Humps Photographer

Thinking Out Loud

Its Hard Out There For a T.Rex

Surprise Party

Smell Like a Monster

Sex Mantis

Hey There Baby! :)

ugh... throw up

PEDOBEAR STRIKES AGAIN

FREE HUGS

Star Wars Sex Tape

Amen

World's Tiniest Church

On a wooden dock in a pond near Syracuse, New York, sits a teeny-tiny church. The pint-sized house of worship was built in 1989, and is just 3 feet by 6 feet and has only two seats. There are no regular services, but Cross Island Chapel is available for special occasions, like a 1990 wedding in which guests had to sit in boats outdoors. Address: Sconondoa Road, Oneida, New York
Photo courtesy of Martin Beales.

Cadillac Ranch

This installation art, which features 10 graffiti-covered cars that look like they took a nosedive into the soil, was developed in 1974 by millionaire Stanley Marsh III and a trio of architects. If you're planning to be in the area, be sure to pack a can of spray paint: Visitors are encouraged to add their own artistic adornments to the vehicles. Address: I-40, Amarillo, Texas

World's Largest Hammost

Off North Carolina's Route 158 sits a hammock suitable for any giant-sized napper. The 42-foot-long lounger is made from about 10,000 feet of rope and can support up to 8,000 pounds, making it perfect for kicking back en masse. Address: 8887 Caratoke Highway, Point Harbor, North Carolina

Beer Can House

In 1968, John Milkovisch, a retired upholsterer, began a very unique home improvement project; he started by inlaying marbles, rocks and metal pieces to replace the grass in his yard, then moved on to adding aluminum beer can siding to the exterior of his house. Now the home is completely encrusted in an estimated 50,000 beer cans and open to the public for viewing. Address: 222 Malone Street, Houston, Texas

T-Shirt

BEAR CHAIR

Vocabulary is So Overrated

See? This is exactly why English is so hard to LEARN!

Why Foreigners Have Trouble With English

And you wonder why foreigners have trouble with the English language. (From Pat Brentani of the Boston BBS.)

- The bandage was wound around the wound.

- The farm was used to produce produce.

- The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

- He could lead if he would get the lead out.

- The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

- Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

- A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

- When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

- A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

- The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

- There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

- They were too close to the door to close it.

- The buck does funny things when the does are present.

- To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

- The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

- After a number of injections my jaw got number.

- Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

- I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

- How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Justin Beiber vs. Kurt Cobain (is this really a contest?)

English Language in 24 Accents

DJ KITTY

Alors on Danse by Stromae

Lyrics

So lets dance
So lets dance
So lets dance

He who talks about studying, talks about working
He who talks about working, talks about money
He who talks about money, talks about spending
He who talks about spending, talks about debt
He who talks about debt, talks about the bailiff
And also about being in shit
He who talks about love, talks about children
Says until death death do us part and says divorce
He who talks about his peers, talks about mourning because problems never come alone
He who talks about a crisis, talks about a lot of people, talks about the 3th world hunger
He who talks about being tired, talks about awakening, tired from yesterday
So we party, to forget the problems

So lets dance
So lets dance
So lets dance

And you say this is the last time, because only death is worse
When you think everyone is ok and fine, nothing has happened
Ectasy spells problems or it sounds like the music
It gives you a trip and you put your head in your hands praying for it to end
But it's your body, not the heavens and you stop listening.
Then you scream harder and it won't stop

So lets sing
Lalalalalala, Lalalalalala,
So lets sing
Lalalalalala, Lalalalalala,

So lets sing
And only when it ends, we dance
So lets dance
But wait, there's more

FEAR THE CHEESE

Bro Rape

I thought it would be appropriate to our fellow college student audience that we post this up. The new school year has started and Bros all across campus need to watch out. Here is the warning

A Woman's Power

If Boys Acted Like Girls

Its like sex, but better...

50 Jokes in 4 Minutes

These Are Just the Kind of Vlogs *I* Should Do, but Don't...

In Soviet Russia, Fruit EAT YOU

To Our Loyal Followers...

Hey all,

The school season has started and things are getting busy as you all know. However, what can make this website all it can be is YOU. If you guys find anything cool or funny, please don't hesistate to send them our way for posting :)
Here's our email address for any such matters

collegestudybreak@gmail.com

Hey, maybe you guys can even post them yourselves. You can be official authors of this site and help reach out to audiences around the world!

C'mon, we need all the help we can get. AND...you'll be putting off that homework you've been dreading since you got back to college. lol. So think about it.

Love always,
Your CollegeStudyBreak Team

Newest Song You Should've Already Heard By Now...

Try not getting this stuck in your head...

MEN: READD

DADDY WINS

Good Television

Top 10 Funny Quotes of Amor

1. Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

2. Anonymous

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

3. Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

4. Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty

5. Freud

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?

6. Samuel Johnson

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

8. Agatha Christie

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

9. Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love

10. Melanie Clark

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Best Mix Ever.

Came across this during my travels. Check it out. Its actually pretty Baller.

BEST MIX

REO! YOU'RE A CAT!

Rules About Dopplegangers

You Know, When You Have to Explain Yourself...It Defeats the Purpose...

It's a.. a...

Laughter Yoga!!!

Laughter yoga is a unique type of yoga that combines Unconditional Laughter with Yogic Breathing (Pranayama) and laughter simulation with stretching, chanting and role playing.. Anyone can Laugh for No Reason, without relying on humor, jokes or comedy. Laughter is simulated as a body exercise in a group; with eye contact and childlike playfulness, it soon turns into real and contagious laughter. The concept of Laughter Yoga is based on a scientific fact that the body cannot differentiate between fake and real laughter. One gets the same physiological and psychological benefits. It's being taught in the Philippines to senior citizens, professionals, and even prisoners.

-K

Embedded for Youtube is broken, so just click here :)

Thank God Babies Now Come With Instructions

In Case You Didn't Know Which Song is On the Rise

What?!

Truly An Inspirational Story

What Men/Women Look For

Chatroulette Keeps Getting Creepier

Don't worry, there aren't any penises...

Surra de Bunda

some of you guys might have heard about this on the Ray William Johnson show, or on the Timothy De la Ghetto show. But seriously guys, this dance is sweeping the internet world. Look!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8GQ16jnCxg&feature=related

yet ANOTHER dance that women do most of the work! Literally! this guy is really just sitting there!

list of things that come to mind when watching this video

"thats the best way to break a man's nose"

" i wonder what he can see up there"

" its like looking down a hallway"

"Nigga just got AIDS in his mouth"

can you guys name any more?

Mr. Nippl-e

Awesome vs Lazy

Vampires Suck

And that's so true. If you're like me who tried (trust me, I tried REALLY hard) to get into those dumb vampire nonsense television programs like True Blood, Twilight, ETC, but then realized you had something better to do with your life, don't fear! There are more like you in the world!!! Don't mean to offend anyone, and yes I have to apologize because most likely, the ones who like these stuff would get offended. But I have something to unite us all. This movie looks funny, dumb, and like it could just kill some time.
Enjoy,
T.

Ladies and Gentlemen: The BRO CODE

Many have chosen to follow this set of rules bestowed upon us all by one truly great man. My words alone could not do it justice, so let me introduce these laws by giving a small excerpt from the introduction:

”Whether we know it or not, each of us lives a life governed by an internalized code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. I call it “The Bro Code.”

I am a firm believer of this special set of rules, even with my lack of a penis, for many reasons. Partially because like many many others, I’ve been burned by those who choose to ignore them. But it’s fine now. I’m not bitter about it anymore. Life’s gunna throw you some curve balls then and again. But after about the third time it happens simultaneously, you really have to wonder… why do some people just like to screw you over?

Am I wrong? Am I just cursed because I have a vagina? Or do even men have to go through these predicaments of promiscuity among their peers? I’ll guess its a challenge for all seeing as this Code was originally meant for the XY chromosomes to see. I’ve talked about this topic a lot to others -friends from school, my sister, even my parents- and the consensus is undisputed: there are just some bitchass people out there. I’ll call myself a missionary for all extensive purposes by finding this PDF file, linking it to this new website I’m trying to help start, and giving it life through you all. I guess by posting this, I have the hopes of having the number of bitchasses decline. So download (its safe I PROMISE), share, and tell your friends about collegestudybreak.

Peace dudes,

T

The Bro Code bt Barny Stinson DOWNLOAD

Personally, I Have No Idea What To Make of This...

Top Ten Worst Jokes Ever...

yea and i mean this in the most... GOD AWFUL way...

1. Yo mama just gets dumber... Yo mama so dumb, she wrote anti-anti-jokes to be extra funny and still made terrible jokes.

2. Political Jokes The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

5. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told!

6. You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle

You wanna hear a clean one? He took a bath!

7. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. you'd think at least one of them would have seen it

8. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

9. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.

10. I'm gonna tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. Oops, my bad -- someone already told you. Sorry about the cancer.

Gummy Bear...of Pain

Best Advice Ever

I'm in the middle of watching Weeds for the first time and I came across this advice.

ENJOY

Dear Girl in 2B

I've Been Thinkin About Something...

I actually have! What does summer mean to you? To me it means, hot weather, happiness, fun, carefree dancing, laughs, randomness and sunglasses. Thats why I think this music video is a perfect way to describe it all. oh and ..Whatever you do, don't look at the guy with the tambourine in the corner

How To Get Along With Your College Roommate (Part 2)

31. Explain to your roommate that you're going to be housing a prospective student in the near future. One day, bring in a pig. If your roommate protests, hug the pig and tell your roommate that he/she hurt its feelings. Watch T.V with the pig, eating lots of bacon.

32. Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

33. Punch a hole in the T.V. Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality.

34. Wear a cape. Stand in front of an open window for about an hour every day. Then, one day, when your roommate is gone, go outside and lie down underneath the window, pretending to be hurt, and wait for your roommate to return. The next day, start standing in front of the window again.

35. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."

36. Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.

37. Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring you food and water.

38. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"

39. Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.

40. Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bull's eye.

41. Send flowers to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When you see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.

42. Call your roommate "Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him "Clyde" all the time. If your roommate protests, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Murray."

43. Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping.

44. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

45. Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then go to bed. Sob and sniff all night.

46. When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

47. Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you can come out now."

48. Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "Who do you think you are? A king?"

49. Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."

50. Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

funny haikus

When he found out he
was like oh my god and I
was like oh my god
- Billy Collins

she dances lithely

seduction under the moon

i- hey, a nickel!

Slay demons for hours

Stare at the screen with red eyes

it's time for class

Did you know that children under the age of 7 have such an innocent mind they can only see dolphins in this picture?

Trippy Stairs may lead to Narnia... or a painting..

Got laid?

double image! What does it mean!?

Because some dreams can come true.