Halloween On the Rise

And I would just want to point out some RIDICULOUS costumes I found while searching for my own. Here is a list of the top ten i have found, since women's costumes only come in size sexy. And yes. These are ALL REAL:

10. Snookie

Already far from a celebrity, her only attribute is to be annoying. When I saw this, I died laughing. It got the poof pretty much on point, though.

9. Red Hot Pirate Wench Adult Plus Size

This has no real purpose, but I have heard many of my girlfriends say that they want to be a pirate. I just hope its not this one. On the bright side, kudos to her plastic surgeon.

8. Wizard of Oz Cowardly Lioness

Looks like she got her courage

7. Iron Man 2 Iron Woman

Now I'm no expert, but last time i checked, Iron man had a penis...

6. Sexy Snow White

There goes my childhood.


5. Sexy Nurse

This list wouldn't be complete without a nurse to take our temperature. Who of course has a coating of lipgloss on as well. Sexy.

4. Dr. Annita Hardwon

Okay. I'll be childish and say this only made the list because of the name. Its pretty catchy though.

The list is coming to a close!!!

3. Red Lace

No theme. No clothes. Just a body stocking. This is what some consider a costume. Happy Haloween.

2. Zebra

At least this costume sort of has a theme. I'm impressed.

and.......
DRUMROLL PLEASE

The costume that caught my eye the most and was the reason for this list:

1. Sexy Nemo

You have single handedly ruined me you pixar rip off! Here's a bit of the description that had me in a mixture of bafflement and flat out crying in pitty:

Description:
It'll be no wonder why everyone is looking for you in this women's sexy Nemo costume! The unique costume includes a strapless, fitted dress that is made from a nylon and spandex blend. It is orange and white with black accents to resemble Nemo from the popular animated movie and has a small black tutu skirt. Matching leg warmers and elbow fins are also included for a complete look. Both slide easily into place and the elbow fins feature a black, velvet-like fin. You'll be ready to dive deep into the ocean when you add our black hot pants!

Can i also give a sidenote and say it is photoshop at its best with that kick ass calf muscle?



There you have it. Halloween for the females out there. Get yo ass this holiday season!

-T