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Top 10 Funny Quotes of Amor

1. Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

2. Anonymous

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

3. Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

4. Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty

5. Freud

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?

6. Samuel Johnson

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

8. Agatha Christie

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

9. Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love

10. Melanie Clark

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Best Mix Ever.

Came across this during my travels. Check it out. Its actually pretty Baller.

BEST MIX

REO! YOU'RE A CAT!

Rules About Dopplegangers

You Know, When You Have to Explain Yourself...It Defeats the Purpose...

It's a.. a...

Laughter Yoga!!!

Laughter yoga is a unique type of yoga that combines Unconditional Laughter with Yogic Breathing (Pranayama) and laughter simulation with stretching, chanting and role playing.. Anyone can Laugh for No Reason, without relying on humor, jokes or comedy. Laughter is simulated as a body exercise in a group; with eye contact and childlike playfulness, it soon turns into real and contagious laughter. The concept of Laughter Yoga is based on a scientific fact that the body cannot differentiate between fake and real laughter. One gets the same physiological and psychological benefits. It's being taught in the Philippines to senior citizens, professionals, and even prisoners.

-K

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Thank God Babies Now Come With Instructions

In Case You Didn't Know Which Song is On the Rise

What?!

Truly An Inspirational Story

What Men/Women Look For

Chatroulette Keeps Getting Creepier

Don't worry, there aren't any penises...

Surra de Bunda

some of you guys might have heard about this on the Ray William Johnson show, or on the Timothy De la Ghetto show. But seriously guys, this dance is sweeping the internet world. Look!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8GQ16jnCxg&feature=related

yet ANOTHER dance that women do most of the work! Literally! this guy is really just sitting there!

list of things that come to mind when watching this video

"thats the best way to break a man's nose"

" i wonder what he can see up there"

" its like looking down a hallway"

"Nigga just got AIDS in his mouth"

can you guys name any more?

Mr. Nippl-e

Awesome vs Lazy

Vampires Suck

And that's so true. If you're like me who tried (trust me, I tried REALLY hard) to get into those dumb vampire nonsense television programs like True Blood, Twilight, ETC, but then realized you had something better to do with your life, don't fear! There are more like you in the world!!! Don't mean to offend anyone, and yes I have to apologize because most likely, the ones who like these stuff would get offended. But I have something to unite us all. This movie looks funny, dumb, and like it could just kill some time.
Enjoy,
T.

Ladies and Gentlemen: The BRO CODE

Many have chosen to follow this set of rules bestowed upon us all by one truly great man. My words alone could not do it justice, so let me introduce these laws by giving a small excerpt from the introduction:

”Whether we know it or not, each of us lives a life governed by an internalized code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. I call it “The Bro Code.”

I am a firm believer of this special set of rules, even with my lack of a penis, for many reasons. Partially because like many many others, I’ve been burned by those who choose to ignore them. But it’s fine now. I’m not bitter about it anymore. Life’s gunna throw you some curve balls then and again. But after about the third time it happens simultaneously, you really have to wonder… why do some people just like to screw you over?

Am I wrong? Am I just cursed because I have a vagina? Or do even men have to go through these predicaments of promiscuity among their peers? I’ll guess its a challenge for all seeing as this Code was originally meant for the XY chromosomes to see. I’ve talked about this topic a lot to others -friends from school, my sister, even my parents- and the consensus is undisputed: there are just some bitchass people out there. I’ll call myself a missionary for all extensive purposes by finding this PDF file, linking it to this new website I’m trying to help start, and giving it life through you all. I guess by posting this, I have the hopes of having the number of bitchasses decline. So download (its safe I PROMISE), share, and tell your friends about collegestudybreak.

Peace dudes,

T

The Bro Code bt Barny Stinson DOWNLOAD

Personally, I Have No Idea What To Make of This...

Top Ten Worst Jokes Ever...

yea and i mean this in the most... GOD AWFUL way...

1. Yo mama just gets dumber... Yo mama so dumb, she wrote anti-anti-jokes to be extra funny and still made terrible jokes.

2. Political Jokes The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

5. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told!

6. You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle

You wanna hear a clean one? He took a bath!

7. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. you'd think at least one of them would have seen it

8. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

9. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.

10. I'm gonna tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. Oops, my bad -- someone already told you. Sorry about the cancer.

Gummy Bear...of Pain

Best Advice Ever

I'm in the middle of watching Weeds for the first time and I came across this advice.

ENJOY

Dear Girl in 2B

I've Been Thinkin About Something...

I actually have! What does summer mean to you? To me it means, hot weather, happiness, fun, carefree dancing, laughs, randomness and sunglasses. Thats why I think this music video is a perfect way to describe it all. oh and ..Whatever you do, don't look at the guy with the tambourine in the corner

How To Get Along With Your College Roommate (Part 2)

31. Explain to your roommate that you're going to be housing a prospective student in the near future. One day, bring in a pig. If your roommate protests, hug the pig and tell your roommate that he/she hurt its feelings. Watch T.V with the pig, eating lots of bacon.

32. Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

33. Punch a hole in the T.V. Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality.

34. Wear a cape. Stand in front of an open window for about an hour every day. Then, one day, when your roommate is gone, go outside and lie down underneath the window, pretending to be hurt, and wait for your roommate to return. The next day, start standing in front of the window again.

35. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."

36. Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.

37. Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring you food and water.

38. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"

39. Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.

40. Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bull's eye.

41. Send flowers to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When you see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.

42. Call your roommate "Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him "Clyde" all the time. If your roommate protests, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Murray."

43. Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping.

44. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

45. Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then go to bed. Sob and sniff all night.

46. When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

47. Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you can come out now."

48. Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "Who do you think you are? A king?"

49. Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."

50. Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

funny haikus

When he found out he
was like oh my god and I
was like oh my god
- Billy Collins

she dances lithely

seduction under the moon

i- hey, a nickel!

Slay demons for hours

Stare at the screen with red eyes

it's time for class

Did you know that children under the age of 7 have such an innocent mind they can only see dolphins in this picture?

Trippy Stairs may lead to Narnia... or a painting..

Got laid?

double image! What does it mean!?

Because some dreams can come true.

Llamas with Hats 2

For Those Who Spend WAY Too Much Time on Facebook

Ladies and Gentleman, the secrets are now revealed...

	smile	:-) :) :] =)
	tongue	:-P :P :-p :p =P
	wink	;-) ;)
	grin	:-D :D =D
	curly lips	:3
	kiss	:-* :*
	grumpy	>:( >:-(
	glasses	8-) 8) B-) B)
	sunglasses	8-| 8| B-| B|
	upset	>:O >:-O >:o >:-o
	confused	o.O O.o
	shark	(^^^)
	gasp	:-O :O :-o :o
	pacman	:v
	squint	-_-
	devil	3:) 3:-)
	unsure	:/ :-/ :\ :-\
	frown	:-( :( :[ =(
	cry	:'(
	Chris Putnam	:putnam:
	robot	:|]
	heart	<3
	angel	O:) O:-)
	kiki	^_^
	penguin	<(“)

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