Vampires Suck

And that's so true. If you're like me who tried (trust me, I tried REALLY hard) to get into those dumb vampire nonsense television programs like True Blood, Twilight, ETC, but then realized you had something better to do with your life, don't fear! There are more like you in the world!!! Don't mean to offend anyone, and yes I have to apologize because most likely, the ones who like these stuff would get offended. But I have something to unite us all. This movie looks funny, dumb, and like it could just kill some time.
Enjoy,
T.

Ladies and Gentlemen: The BRO CODE

Many have chosen to follow this set of rules bestowed upon us all by one truly great man. My words alone could not do it justice, so let me introduce these laws by giving a small excerpt from the introduction:

”Whether we know it or not, each of us lives a life governed by an internalized code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. I call it “The Bro Code.”

I am a firm believer of this special set of rules, even with my lack of a penis, for many reasons. Partially because like many many others, I’ve been burned by those who choose to ignore them. But it’s fine now. I’m not bitter about it anymore. Life’s gunna throw you some curve balls then and again. But after about the third time it happens simultaneously, you really have to wonder… why do some people just like to screw you over?

Am I wrong? Am I just cursed because I have a vagina? Or do even men have to go through these predicaments of promiscuity among their peers? I’ll guess its a challenge for all seeing as this Code was originally meant for the XY chromosomes to see. I’ve talked about this topic a lot to others -friends from school, my sister, even my parents- and the consensus is undisputed: there are just some bitchass people out there. I’ll call myself a missionary for all extensive purposes by finding this PDF file, linking it to this new website I’m trying to help start, and giving it life through you all. I guess by posting this, I have the hopes of having the number of bitchasses decline. So download (its safe I PROMISE), share, and tell your friends about collegestudybreak.

Peace dudes,

T

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Personally, I Have No Idea What To Make of This...

Top Ten Worst Jokes Ever...

yea and i mean this in the most... GOD AWFUL way...

1. Yo mama just gets dumber... Yo mama so dumb, she wrote anti-anti-jokes to be extra funny and still made terrible jokes.

2. Political Jokes The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

5. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told!

6. You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle

You wanna hear a clean one? He took a bath!

7. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. you'd think at least one of them would have seen it

8. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

9. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.

10. I'm gonna tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. Oops, my bad -- someone already told you. Sorry about the cancer.

Gummy Bear...of Pain

Best Advice Ever

I'm in the middle of watching Weeds for the first time and I came across this advice.

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